Getting hooked-up with haikus.

Are you a spaceship because I would like you to orbit around me. I am already a beast in the sack so will you be my beauty? I may not be a genie but you can surely rub my magic lamp. My life is a book and I'd love for you to be a chapter … Continue reading Getting hooked-up with haikus.

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A little liquid courage.

So, a man walked into a bar. He tried to appear casual, but he was noticeably huffing and his eyes were quite shifty. He sat down on the bar stool and before he could speak, he bartender looked at him square in the eyes and asked, "Are you underage young man?". He was sure that … Continue reading A little liquid courage.

Leave it to the boss, nature got your back.

8 ways to show that nature is pretty darn awesome. Forget promotional events, Nature doesn't need that. She's content with all the romantic poets that she has in her clutches, who sing her praises. No YouTube endorsements necessary.   Speaking of fans, Nature had another very 'chill' fan, and that was Buddha. His place of … Continue reading Leave it to the boss, nature got your back.

The pun that cost me my friendship.

We've been best friends for as long as can be. She's known me from the time I shook her sticky goop covered hands, with my own sticky ice cream covered ones. Despite our history, she still manages to get offended, annoyed and even stumped by the things that I manage to do. Take this for … Continue reading The pun that cost me my friendship.