Are you a spaceship because I would like you to orbit around me. I am already a beast in the sack so will you be my beauty? I may not be a genie but you can surely rub my magic lamp. My life is a book and I'd love for you to be a chapter … Continue reading Getting hooked-up with haikus.
I stared at the delicious creamy nutella that was melting into the crisp toast. I had eaten breakfast just an hour ago, but here I was, reaching for this extra treat. The remorse flooded in just a few minutes after the last bite. Hello, I'm Fifty pounds overweight. Here's a fifty word post related to the daily … Continue reading Can you stomach it?
So, a man walked into a bar. He tried to appear casual, but he was noticeably huffing and his eyes were quite shifty. He sat down on the bar stool and before he could speak, he bartender looked at him square in the eyes and asked, "Are you underage young man?". He was sure that … Continue reading A little liquid courage.
The Olympic games were originally held as a tribute to the God Zeus, the father of the Greek Gods and Goddesses (talk about progeny). The festival was held in Olympia and only freeborn Greek men were allowed to participate. The Olympic Games began in the year 776 BC, when Koroibos, a cook from the nearby city of … Continue reading Let’s talk Olympics!
Today is a very special day because it celebrates Left handedness. Oh! You didn't know that? Well let me bring you up to date. … Continue reading Screw being right, let me go left!
8 ways to show that nature is pretty darn awesome. Forget promotional events, Nature doesn't need that. She's content with all the romantic poets that she has in her clutches, who sing her praises. No YouTube endorsements necessary. Speaking of fans, Nature had another very 'chill' fan, and that was Buddha. His place of … Continue reading Leave it to the boss, nature got your back.