Are you a spaceship because I would like you to orbit around me. I am already a beast in the sack so will you be my beauty? I may not be a genie but you can surely rub my magic lamp. My life is a book and I'd love for you to be a chapter … Continue reading Getting hooked-up with haikus.
I stared at the delicious creamy nutella that was melting into the crisp toast. I had eaten breakfast just an hour ago, but here I was, reaching for this extra treat. The remorse flooded in just a few minutes after the last bite. Hello, I'm Fifty pounds overweight. Here's a fifty word post related to the daily … Continue reading Can you stomach it?
So, a man walked into a bar. He tried to appear casual, but he was noticeably huffing and his eyes were quite shifty. He sat down on the bar stool and before he could speak, he bartender looked at him square in the eyes and asked, "Are you underage young man?". He was sure that … Continue reading A little liquid courage.
The Olympic games were originally held as a tribute to the God Zeus, the father of the Greek Gods and Goddesses (talk about progeny). The festival was held in Olympia and only freeborn Greek men were allowed to participate. The Olympic Games began in the year 776 BC, when Koroibos, a cook from the nearby city of … Continue reading Let’s talk Olympics!
I think about you sometimes, about the way you look, about the way you taste. I dream of feeling you brush against my lips, as they tingle with the heat you radiate. I've loved you in all places, in all shapes, in all sizes. I yearn for you. I yearn to feel you enter my … Continue reading Sometimes I get a little saucy.