Getting hooked-up with haikus.

Are you a spaceship

because I would like you to

orbit around me.

I am already

a beast in the sack so will

you be my beauty?

I may not be a

genie but you can surely

rub my magic lamp.

My life is a book

and I’d love for you to be

a chapter in it.

Are you butt-dailing

me because I swear that your

ass is calling me.

Here is my new couch.

Fun fact about it, my couch

pulls out but I don’t.

 Warning: I am not liable for any injuries that may be caused by using these fierce and pretty weird pick up lines!

7 thoughts on “Getting hooked-up with haikus.

  1. I love it! I think this would be a great game of ‘chicken’ to play with friends at the bar.

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  2. With out a doubt, the best haikus I’ve ever read! 👍

    Liked by 1 person

    1. That’s so nice of you to say. 😃

      Liked by 1 person

  3. These are great and they aren’t the same ole tired lines we all know😂😂😂😂

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    1. I tried to think of something new for once. 😛

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  4. Hahaha!
    Each one is classic. Very nice.


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