Getting hooked-up with haikus.

Are you a spaceship

because I would like you to

orbit around me.

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I am already

a beast in the sack so will

you be my beauty?

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I may not be a

genie but you can surely

rub my magic lamp.

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My life is a book

and I’d love for you to be

a chapter in it.

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Are you butt-dailing

me because I swear that your

ass is calling me.

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Here is my new couch.

Fun fact about it, my couch

pulls out but I don’t.

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 Warning: I am not liable for any injuries that may be caused by using these fierce and pretty weird pick up lines!