Getting hooked-up with haikus.

Are you a spaceship

because I would like you to

orbit around me.


I am already

a beast in the sack so will

you be my beauty?


I may not be a

genie but you can surely

rub my magic lamp.


My life is a book

and I’d love for you to be

a chapter in it.


Are you butt-dailing

me because I swear that your

ass is calling me.


Here is my new couch.

Fun fact about it, my couch

pulls out but I don’t.


 Warning: I am not liable for any injuries that may be caused by using these fierce and pretty weird pick up lines!
Advertisements

7 thoughts on “Getting hooked-up with haikus.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s